New post...at the official blog

New stuff, ok, one new post at the "official" blog...(yes, there is a "serious one")

www.errezart.blogspot.com

Dear Senior Maquino...

Dear 4 faithfull readers:

Questions about freelance graphic design, art, life, philosophy, religion, romance or just plain old useless crap, and/or are you just lonely ?

Senior Maquino will now be answering your questions in a special "Ask Senior Maquino" column, send your questions to contacto@errez.com with the subject "ask Sr. Maquino" (or just leave it in the comment thingie) , the best ones will be featured on a post, and you'll win instant world recognition.*

Deadline May 1st. 2009

...yes, my generosity knows no limits...

nor does my boredom and procrastination.

*please specify the name you would like yourself to be published as...

A very special editon of MTV Cribs...

Today, on a very special "nerd edition" of mtv cribs....my fortress...

there's actually two different stories that serve as a background for posting this...

Story 1:

(at Sr. Maquino's Mom's house... family lunch)

Mrs. M: Son, dont you think you should start looking for a nice girl, start doing the normal stuff ?

Senior Maquino: And give up all this ?!

Story 2:

(A friend of mine came over, and i met his new girlfriend)

Girl: Wow !, Do you have little kids or something ?

Sr. M: eh, no...

Girl: Then who's are all these toys ?

Sr. M: Actually they're all mine...

Girl: Oh, how funny....like that movie "the 40 year old virgin"

Sr. M: ...

top 10 babes...que no existen...

Garth: "Wayne, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny ?"

Wayne: "No"

Garth: Me neither...

So, here it is..."Smooth Tony" comenzo su lista, y Ben le siguió la cura, asi que apoyando el siguiente nerd countdown, ahi van mis top 10 morras que no existen... btw...

10. Hello Nurse,  if she's good enough for the warner bros. , aparte creen que el Dr. Scrach N' Sniff la contrato por sus buenas calificiones en med school ?

9. She-Ra, saving the world in stripper heels and a miniskirt...

8. That cute little esurance babe, common, imaginense una morra asi de neta... punk rockish hair, siempre sonriendo y te puede conseguir buen precio en tus seguros de carro.

7. Death....the ultimate goth babe

6. Scarlett vs. The Baroness....quien ganaría ?...scarlett...no, no...baroness....no, eh... ok, con una te casas y a la otra le pones departamento.... cual ? que lo resuelvan ellas.

5. Tifa Lockhart.... aunque no lo crean, no es por las obvias razones....(common, its a cartoon) play the game, desarrollo del personaje *sigh

4. Jessica Rabbit : ba ba ba booomm!!!

3. Oracle, Barbara Gordon...ok, ok...nergazm...antes era batgirl, luego el joker la dejo en silla de ruedas, ahora dirige todo, es como the ultimate hot chick nerd, ah, y hangs out con batman, nightwing y robin... 

2. Black Cannary, es como si Blondie se hiciera superhero...

1. Tinkerbell... oh, yeah

*Por razones legales, (de por si poniendo esta lista no me va a ayudar ....yes ladies, he's a keeper) no puse a dos personajes "Kim possible" porque nunca establecieron exactamente cuantos años se supone que tenia....ni a Gadget de Rescue Rangers (animal rights would be all over me).