domingo, 1 de marzo de 2009

Reality Bites...

Doctor: "Well, your cholesterlos and sugar level is high, you needs to lose some weight and eat healthier..."

Sr. Maquino: "CHOLESTEROL?!...but i'm only...wait a sec....1980... minus... and 25, 26... SHIT i'm pushing 30!"

Dr: "Yup...less twinkies, an more oatmeal for breakfeast"

Sr. M: "but i love twinkies..."

Dr: "Diabetes means....NO TWINKIES....EVER (meaning as in to prevent this)"

Sr. M: "Fiddle sticks....It's like tryin' to take away a vodka bottle from Nicholas Cage in "Leaving las Vegas"*

*Dear Twinkies, its not you, it's me...


2 comentarios:

Miss Jim dijo...

Tienes que ver esto...

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/11/6haynes.html

It´s so funny, you`ll laugh your cholesterol off...

Oh, BTW, bummer por tus twinkies...

anika dijo...

punto eme jota oh :(