jueves, 1 de octubre de 2009

...on Chick-flicks*

Overheard while havin' a smoke in the front yard:

Two kids playin' in the house across the street, a boy and a girl probably around 8 years old,  the girl lives there and the kid's parents where aparently visitin so they where outside, she was playin with a flower and he was playing with a football:

Little girl: "he loves me, he loves me not...he loves me....HAAAA!!! YOU LOVE ME, SEE ??!! YOU LOVE ME, YAAAAAYYY !!! (starts runnin' to the kid)...

Boy: "NOOOO !!!  I  DON'T...GET AWAY!!! MOOOOMMM, NOOOO!!! I DON'T!!! NOOOO" (gets in the car)

bout 10 minutes later i heard the car drivin' away and the girl cryin....

Possible scenario 1: This was the beginnin of a chick flick, where the main character is the chick, probably Jennifer Aniston or Drew Barrymore (suggestions accepted) , and while all this is going on you can almost hear the voiceover going "since i was a little girl...i was always looking for..." (and grows up to one of those chicks who always gets dumped or cheated on).

Possible scenario 2: The main character is the kid (played by Matthew Mcconnahey or Robert Downey) , voice over on how this always happened to him, serial womanizer, never into a serious relationship, until he runs into the chick who will teach him a lesson.

Possible scenario 3: When i start imagining things on the street as a movie opener, it means i have to get out more, i'm gonna go watch "The Dark Knight" DVD....good thing i live in a sit-com...

*This post is dedicated to the ladies on my blog roll, cause i know any one of them would walk to the little girl...slap her with a rolled up newspaper and go "NO!!! GET OVER IT, NOW!!! DON'T BEG, NEVER BEG"... and then smack the kid with his football and say "DON'T BE A JERK!!!"

2 comentarios:

IAMO dijo...


I heard Jennifer Garner is the new IN girl for chick flicks… oh, never mind, Katherine Heigl just became the new chick flick IN girl 3 seconds ago… hard to keep up with these crappy generic romantic comedies.

adrian dijo...

just about to say Katherine Heigl is the new 'chick of the flicks' when read the first comment. You forgot to say that the kid, apart from being matthew mccounaugey, would work on marketing always thinkin' about new marketing slogans which will allow him to have a fucken great apartment in new york city