Too much work...and no play, make Sr. Maquino ...something, something...

"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake...'Hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Mango!"

SNAP !!!...that's the sound my brain just made, after bout 36 hours of working straight

Part 2 (of the "Bloggin pressure post")

Background: Anika, is an aspiring writer, profesional blogger, and daily booth addict, she usually writtes some pretty good stuff and a recurrin' theme is heartbreak, you might think she's bitter about love and stuff, so, she gets a lot of "advice" from guys who don't take her blog for what it is... its not a confessional its just .. writting.

this part of the conversation takes places AFTER a long rant about these guys...

.anika. says:
there advice is soooo stupid sometimes, "you should find someone else", or "hey, let's talk about it over coffe", like THAT had never occured to me...EVER... sheesh, it's a blog...

..Sr. Maquino says:
yes, as posted in an older entry to this blog...we are... THAT dumb

.anika. says:
jeeeez

.anika. says:
but why?

..Sr. Maquinosays:
we can't help it...

..Sr. Maquino says:
its basic wiring*

.anika. says:
that sucks...

..Sr. Maquino says:
i know...

..Sr. Maquino says:
imagine how I feel, I have to LIVE like this..

.anika. says: (4:18:50 PM)
JAJAJAJAJAJAA


* oh, and if we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing', we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

Social skills*

.anika. says:
i fail at life

...roberto gutiERREZ... says:
yup...i noticed

*i lack them

on watchmen's and masks...

parte de una conversación de facebook sobre una foto*

Girl (protegeremos su identidad):
humm ya que están todos aquí... por qué la máscara de Rorschach cambia con simetría... no lo entiendo.

roberto gutiERREZ:
...ejem...*agarra aire, la máscara la obtuvo mientras trabajaba de obrero en una maquila de textiles, la máscara es un pedazo de un vestido que nunca recogieron, hecho de material nuevo, hecho con "fluidos viscosos entre dos capas de latex, sensibles a la presión o tacto y a la temperatura... tomando en cuenta esto, te imaginarias que la parte de la cara que mas se mueve es la boca al hablar, y la nariz al estar constantemente respirando... y siendo que la cara es casi simetrica a excepto de "imperfecciones"...las manchas se moverian en mas o menos la misma direccion...simetricas...
otra respuesa puede ser: "why does the sun come up every day? why is there love in the world? can you touch a rainbow ? can you put happiness in your pocket ?...such is rorschach's mask

Robotsoda:
lo de Rorschac, pues el Doc hace cosas bien chingonas en su tiempo libre diseña patrones de tela que desafian la logica nomas pa chingar

roberto gutiERREZ:
ha, si ... gracias dude, me falto esa parte de que el material es un "spinoff fabric de dr. manhattan" 

*high fives

Robotsoda:
*high fives

Girl:
si, sólo como que lo de la simetría me molestaba... pero pues al final es un comic. y tiene más o menos lógica lo de Roberto... pero cool, gracias.

other dude:
OMGWTF ???!!!


Todos en coro: "And THAT my friends, is why i'm single"

*texto editado por razones de ritmo de lectura y efecto dramático.

Rant !

*the best i can do i use this retro type, or "helvetica ultra light"

Bloggin' pressure...

Yaya says: (2:56:23 PM)
mmm...pues..no se...quiero que escribas...hhmmm

Yaya says: (2:56:57 PM)
no se...yo no puedo desviarme de mi lame relationship internal debate...

Yaya says: (2:59:04 PM)
deberias de hacer tu version masculina y revelar los secretos de los batos! yei!

...roberto gutiERREZ says: (2:59:54 PM)
wanna know the secret ?

Yaya says: (2:59:58 PM)
yes!

...roberto gutiERREZ says: (3:00:08 PM)
...there's no secret...we are THAT dumb

Madmoiselle Yaya says: (3:00:12 PM)
jajajaja


*Oh, and when we have to sleep on the couch, it's not really a punishment, we really don't mind that...it's like camping.

Reality Bites...

Doctor: "Well, your cholesterlos and sugar level is high, you needs to lose some weight and eat healthier..."

Sr. Maquino: "CHOLESTEROL?!...but i'm only...wait a sec....1980... minus... and 25, 26... SHIT i'm pushing 30!"

Dr: "Yup...less twinkies, an more oatmeal for breakfeast"

Sr. M: "but i love twinkies..."

Dr: "Diabetes means....NO TWINKIES....EVER (meaning as in to prevent this)"

Sr. M: "Fiddle sticks....It's like tryin' to take away a vodka bottle from Nicholas Cage in "Leaving las Vegas"*

*Dear Twinkies, its not you, it's me...