Errez: ejem...
"the suit paradox" by roberto gutiERREZ...
*clears throat... friends wedding in 3 months...I only own 1 suit...doesn't quite fit anymore, "The suit paradox: to cheap to buy a new one...too lazy to get in shape..."
3 months, just right about enought time to either get in better shape, loose some weight...also just enough time to save up some money to buy a new suit...
Lerms: get in shape = could save on food but money saved, will be spent on other stuff, since suit will not be a problem then again save for suit = less money for food so, buy a suit, you'll lose weight, rendering new suit useless
Errez: see the paradox ?
Lerms: pro: losing weight = save money AND make you look prettier for girls, EVEN prettier i mean...so, higher chances of scoring at wedding at no additional cost of suit
Errez: Assuming, girls actually talk to me, but then my "charming personality" could render the "getting in shape" thing all together... creating a whole new other paradox ...
..complete silence....
*insert opening credits...
2 comentarios:
Por rumbos de la secundaria Diurna#2 hay como un hole in the wall donde se juntan comedores compulsivos and they brain wash you to lose weight...I've heard...
...Not that i've ever been there or anything....
Wait....is it a nice suit?
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