Now they tell me...

I found this on the webz the other day...amusing:

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT!

1. You're so cute when you're angry.
2. Don't you have some laundry to do or something.
3. You're just upset because you're putting on weight.
4. Wait a minute, I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one.
6. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
7. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.
8. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
9. Woah time out! Football is on!
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

* 5 out of 10, not bad...